a-shimmering-tear:

tinyprayerstofathertime:

Friday Mermaids masterpost

Drawn by the lovely Renee. Aren’t they just gorgeous?

Yes! Gorgeous they are! :-)

(via obstinatecondolement)

Tags: mermaids art nsfw

(Source: sophiejewel)

Tags: mermaids art nsfw

clingy:

omg

Today is not good. But on the other hand: naked mermaids.

clingy:

omg

Today is not good. But on the other hand: naked mermaids.

(Source: icamehereforthetits, via angelsscream)

shavingryansprivates:

there’s something wrong with these cactuses and i can’t quite put my finger on it

I WANT A GIANT FRAMED PRINT OF THIS FOR THE BEDROOM.
oh my god.

shavingryansprivates:

there’s something wrong with these cactuses and i can’t quite put my finger on it

I WANT A GIANT FRAMED PRINT OF THIS FOR THE BEDROOM.

oh my god.

(Source: yourheadinaplasticbag, via cauda-pavonis)

alexdallymacfarlane:

bindingaffinity:

professorswearsalot:

lo-giene:

justrebellion:

cool

for those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath and set a dick on fire

Always reblog

I didn’t know how much I had the urge to set a dick on fire until I saw this post

SET ALL THE DICKS ON FIRE

alexdallymacfarlane:

bindingaffinity:

professorswearsalot:

lo-giene:

justrebellion:

cool

for those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath and set a dick on fire

Always reblog

I didn’t know how much I had the urge to set a dick on fire until I saw this post

SET ALL THE DICKS ON FIRE

(Source: fuckmesostrong, via ktempest)

rogers-and-stark:

The Avengers by ~dsmiler
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
hackedmotionsensors:

I started out wanting to draw just a nice kiss. What happened?

AWESOMENESS happened, that’s what.
(And this is a perfectly nice kiss.)

hackedmotionsensors:

I started out wanting to draw just a nice kiss. What happened?

AWESOMENESS happened, that’s what.

(And this is a perfectly nice kiss.)

jwsjumpers:

totallyshameless:

Steve/Tony for a special plus4chan anon at /coq/The lovely anon kept writing an amazing dirty dub-con fic when I offered art.  I am late but they got to see the inked version months ago so that’s something I guess. 
Anyways, I hope you enjoy it, despite the errors.  

oh my. and then there was porn. I did not expect this when I reloaded tumblr just now. Goodness.

jwsjumpers:

totallyshameless:

Steve/Tony for a special plus4chan anon at /coq/
The lovely anon kept writing an amazing dirty dub-con fic when I offered art.  I am late but they got to see the inked version months ago so that’s something I guess. 

Anyways, I hope you enjoy it, despite the errors.  

oh my. and then there was porn. I did not expect this when I reloaded tumblr just now. Goodness.

(via iamgwenslongroadhome)

ktempest:

lucypaw:

menstrugglingtodrinkmilk:

Sometimes it comes out chunky. (Also sometimes you discover this while falling out of the refrigerator naked. True story.)

So I found a new fun tumblr blog thanks to a friend…

okay, so i clicked over there wondering how there could possibly be enough men struggling to drink milk to fill a Tumblr blog.
People.
There are so many men who somehow cannot keep milk in their mouths! It just dribbles and dribbles and dribbles. Alllllll the way down! This is amazeballs.
I want to say that the inability to actually drink milk, instead pouring it down one’s front or over one’s head or, in many cases, all over one’s penis, is a commentary on how, as adults, we do not need milk. We’ve been propagandized to think that milk is healthy for us as humans, but really it’s not. Cow milk is for baby cows. And I won’t even get in to bovine growth hormone.
These men are crying out to us: lactose intolerance is not a disease, it is a natural state of being!
They are also crying out: help! There is milk on my penis.

Thank you.  I needed that.

ktempest:

lucypaw:

menstrugglingtodrinkmilk:

Sometimes it comes out chunky. (Also sometimes you discover this while falling out of the refrigerator naked. True story.)

So I found a new fun tumblr blog thanks to a friend…

okay, so i clicked over there wondering how there could possibly be enough men struggling to drink milk to fill a Tumblr blog.

People.

There are so many men who somehow cannot keep milk in their mouths! It just dribbles and dribbles and dribbles. Alllllll the way down! This is amazeballs.

I want to say that the inability to actually drink milk, instead pouring it down one’s front or over one’s head or, in many cases, all over one’s penis, is a commentary on how, as adults, we do not need milk. We’ve been propagandized to think that milk is healthy for us as humans, but really it’s not. Cow milk is for baby cows. And I won’t even get in to bovine growth hormone.

These men are crying out to us: lactose intolerance is not a disease, it is a natural state of being!

They are also crying out: help! There is milk on my penis.

Thank you.  I needed that.

Tags: funny nsfw

gyzym:

jojo-kun:

“How Far That Blush Goes” - Illustration for ‘Ready, Fire, Aim’ by gyzym
This is my second illustration for this fic. The first one was “Captain Muscles”
A short excerpt from the section of “Ready, Fire, Aim” that inspired this picture:
“Tony,” Steve says, thick and hungry, as Tony draws him in again.  This time he doesn’t pull away, just fists one hand in Tony’s hair; the  other, Tony realizes after a minute, is braced against the wall, holding  him up. His knees are shaking—Tony rubs his free hand against the back  of Steve’s thigh and is rewarded with a full body tremor, and Steve’s  fingers tighten in his hair.

SWEET JESUS FUCK
fdsjfhdsk sdjfhsdkfsd oh my god i apologize for the lack of more coherent commentary but I AM INCAPABLE DEAR GOD THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD DJSKHFSDKJLFHSDF

Yeah, that’s right, I’m tagging this “teaching materials.”  I LECTURE ABOUT SLASH SOMETIMES.
Also: UNF.
(When life becomes stressful, I turn to porn.)

gyzym:

jojo-kun:

How Far That Blush Goes” - Illustration for ‘Ready, Fire, Aim’ by gyzym

This is my second illustration for this fic. The first one was “Captain Muscles

A short excerpt from the section of “Ready, Fire, Aim” that inspired this picture:


“Tony,” Steve says, thick and hungry, as Tony draws him in again. This time he doesn’t pull away, just fists one hand in Tony’s hair; the other, Tony realizes after a minute, is braced against the wall, holding him up. His knees are shaking—Tony rubs his free hand against the back of Steve’s thigh and is rewarded with a full body tremor, and Steve’s fingers tighten in his hair.

SWEET JESUS FUCK

fdsjfhdsk sdjfhsdkfsd oh my god i apologize for the lack of more coherent commentary but I AM INCAPABLE DEAR GOD THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD DJSKHFSDKJLFHSDF

Yeah, that’s right, I’m tagging this “teaching materials.”  I LECTURE ABOUT SLASH SOMETIMES.

Also: UNF.

(When life becomes stressful, I turn to porn.)

I kind of want this, but I’m afraid my husband would have an aneurysm.

I kind of want this, but I’m afraid my husband would have an aneurysm.

(Source: scrotumcoat, via hydroxypropylcellulose-deactiva)

hackedmotionsensors:

If anyone tells me to stop putting Tony in pastels I will spit on them. PEH.
Steve and Tony in suits. This time in fabulous technicolor.

unf.

hackedmotionsensors:

If anyone tells me to stop putting Tony in pastels I will spit on them. PEH.

Steve and Tony in suits. This time in fabulous technicolor.

unf.

(via fuckyeahstevetony)