bedbugsbiting:

The weather is doing ungodly things to the inside of my nose. UNGODLY. I’m not even sick, but it’s a mess up there.

SAME.

(Source: weskit, via maskedfangirl)

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

(via knitmeapony)

Tags: gpoy holidays

imsarahcate:

kethera:

lightspeedsound:

procrastveitor:

loudons:

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

Bottle of wine for the 30-somethings who are maybe just beginning to figure all this shit out

Bottle of tequila for the 30-somethings who just figured out they’re probably never gonna figure shit out.

…THERE’S the commentary I was trying to formulate.

(via a-mead-gal)

Tags: adulthood gpoy

Q: Do I have to kill the snake? 

A: University guidelines state that you have to “defeat” the snake. There are many ways to accomplish this. Lots of students choose to wrestle the snake. Some construct decoys and elaborate traps to confuse and then ensnare the snake. One student brought a flute and played a song to lull the snake to sleep. Then he threw the snake out a window.

Q: Would someone who wrote a bad thesis and defeated a large snake get the same grade as someone who wrote a good thesis and defeated a small snake? 

A: Yes.

Q: So then couldn’t you just fight a snake in lieu of actually writing a thesis? 

A: Technically, yes. But in that case the snake would be very big. Very big, indeed.

Q: Could the snake kill me? 

A: That almost never happens. But if you’re worried, just make sure that you write a good thesis.

Yeah…  I don’t think I will ever tire of this piece.

nevver:

No problems

Can I just say that every attempt I make to write something across a set width of paper ends up like this?

nevver:

No problems

Can I just say that every attempt I make to write something across a set width of paper ends up like this?

(via knitmeapony)

Tags: gpoy

jenithenerd:

So, I cross stitch profanity while my best friend works on her thesis.

I NEED THIS.

jenithenerd:

So, I cross stitch profanity while my best friend works on her thesis.

I NEED THIS.

(via wut4)

I need this on a flashcard for doctors.

I need this on a flashcard for doctors.

(Source: talkingtristan, via troubledsigh)

hamishwatson:

if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands

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"Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don’t want to do. If I lose, I’m one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I’m going to win or lose until the last second."

— Allison Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened. (via thingssheloves)

(Source: dion-thesocialist, via knitmeapony)

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

(via lizzybees)

Tags: gpoy

cvcisme:

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. 

(via nineprotons)

Tags: gpoy parmesan

vituperare:

why live your life punk rock when you can live it prog rock: long, complicated, and nearly incomprehensible

(Source: strangegunslinger, via five-finger-butt-touch)

Tags: gpoy

kadrey:

Insomnia Jeopardy

kadrey:

Insomnia Jeopardy

(via angelsscream)