The eternal question.
The woman from whom I bought the so-called “maternity” turtleneck sweater that I am wearing today, I now realize, has WAY smaller breasts than me. This turtleneck does not fit at ALL like it was made with extra room for the belly, perhaps because all its extra room has been taken up by my tits.
Also I have a migraine from the weather abruptly shifting (and from being pregnant, which tripled the frequency with which I get them). Boo hiss.