So spouse loves goldfish crackers and keeps them around, which means that AJ now demands them whenever she sees them. You have to “swim” them to her EXTREMELY SLOWLY or she ends up trying to mash up like 10 of them in her mouth at once (remember, that’s like equivalent to 20 crackers in a GROWN-UP mouth) and eventually just aborts the mission and lets the whole chewed up mess fall out of her mouth and down her chest. Ew. Anyway.
We went to Target today and they were out of the regular crackers, so we had to get the rainbow kind. I was a little worried that she’d reject them, but she happily chowed down-except for the green ones, which she immediately hands off to whichever parent is closest.
Either spouse is correct that she thinks they’re a form of seaweed, which she doesn’t like but knows her dad will eat, or… she’s trying to poison us. She’s really happy about it either way. Such a good sharer.