At Target.

  • Me: Oooh--
  • Spouse: No.
  • Me: ZOMG LEOPARD--
  • Spouse: NO.
  • Me: Sparkly--
  • Spouse: IS THAT ON THE LIST?
  • Me: Pacifier clips? THEY ARE ON THE LIST.
  • Spouse: ONE.
  • ...
  • Me: Hey, Super Hero Squad figurines! And they have Gwen Stacy!
  • Spouse: And Nick Fury! Hey, this other pack has Black Widow! WE NEED ALL THREE OF THESE SETS.
  • Me: Honey, we already have Black Widow. And ours is better. This one looks... vapid.
  • Spouse: Okay, okay. TWO of them.
  • So, yeah, Super Hero Squad figurines are basically spouse's kryptonite. Especially when there are women or POC in the box.