[Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.]
“But it was too close.” - Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light, by Tanya Huff.
“Cordelier members were likewise surprised by the new fury in his performances and told him so.”
The Giant of the French Revolution, Danton: A life David Lawday
I blush, citizens.
“Of special interest to the beginning of the women’s movement was the growing interest in female education, leading to the founding of hundreds of female academies and seminaries during the antebellum period and a significant rise in female literacy.” —Seneca Falls and the Origins of the Women’s Rights Movement by Sally G. McMillen
I’ve been sitting here trying to think of something witty to say but honestly I’m just speechless and having one of those “this is so my life” moments
“here are some common forms of salt.” (Deborah Madison, Vegetarian Cooking For Everyone)
“According to his biographers, Aleister Crowley, who has been called the most perverted man of all time and who did everything that could be done with his worshipers, both men and women, chose only the ugliest partners of either sex.” (Umberto Eco, Foucault’s Pendulum.)
“Look! A kitty door!” Jake pointed.
A special TSS segment by the kernel to handle “Double fault” exceptions (see “Exceptions” in Chapter 4).
“It is inevitable that your programs will not always work properly immediately.”
…yeah, since I started estrogen, that has certainly been the case. >_>
“The Beatles[‘] first single for 1965, Ticket to Ride c/w Yes It Is, was issued on Parlophone R 5265 on April 5.”
“[Men] who wished to make gay contact with other men might go, for example, to various hotel bars and the most elegant of the nightclubs—the Mocambo, the Trocadero, Ciro’s—which were primarily heterosexual but permitted gay customers to cruise there as long as they behaved with discrestion: no touching, no flamboyant clothes, no effeminate gestures.”
The closest book to me at the moment is titled “That’s Not My Robot,” and it does not have a page 45. This should tell you all you need to know about my sex life in 2012.